milktop:

me: *writes adult email*

me: *hits send while screaming loudly*

(Source: sappharah)

cathugging:

marshals-to-dictators:

cathugging:

marshals-to-dictators:

You’re all monsters

even her?

No!!! Of course not!!!! She’s wonderful!

you fool!!

dovahfiin:

cmder:

mojav:

They need to make 😔 this emoji with 🤠this hat

when they say yeehaw but don’t ask haw yee

nuka-rockit:

depression: hey no one truly loves you and nothing you do will ever matter

me, doing a test on what jelly bean I’d be while drinking stale pepsi out of a mug: at least im not fucking licorice flavor god could you imagine

languages-are-my-second-home:

french person: *speaks french*

me, crying: how do you do that with your mouth

heathicorn:

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

dadd:

90% of my day is me being nervous

campfireharvest:

micspam:

micspam:

who give a shit

this website has destroyed my fucking sense of humour like who do i share this with. who do i show this to. all of my friends are normal and i cant show my family anything i do online so just what the fuck where do i go from here